almost tagged a simon and garfunkel post with “seinfeld and garfield” i need to go to bed
katherine can we start a band with that name
pLEASE yes omg
which one of us is which?
Things that unite Europe
can i lay in your bed and listen to you type and click away at the computer or play video games or whatever i just want to listen
why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole
photoshop is the reason i have trust issues
sit it down in church and praise the lord
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
even my friends aren’t my friends
no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese